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There are people who LIKE April Fools’ pranks . . . and then there’s YOUR significant other, who’s more likely to shoot you DEATH STARES than be a good sport.
People online are talking about “fun April Fools’ Day pranks to pull on your significant other, that DON’T involve making them sad.”
Here are the highlights:
1. “I once changed my wife’s birthday on Facebook to be April 1st. She spent all day confused as to why she was getting ‘happy birthday’ messages.”
2. “I once painted my husband’s soap bar with clear nail polish . . . let it dry . . . and put it back in the shower. It would not lather no matter how hard he tried.”
3. “I had our five-year-old son pretend he found a big bug in the house. We put a raisin in a napkin . . . and he excitedly ran up to my wife and said, ‘Look at the bug I found, mommy!’ And before she could see it, he ATE IT in front of her.”
4. “I switched up the order of my brother’s drawers once. He was not amused.”
5. “My son once filled my purse with bras that I had to remove at the register to reach my wallet.”
6. “I once hid 144 Easter eggs around our home. It’s been two or three years, and there’s still a few unaccounted for.”
7. “Simply set your significant other’s alarm to a different sound.”
8. “Buy a toilet brush identical to the one you already have. Place it in the dishwasher. When she notices, and maybe freaks out a little, ‘remind her’ that you’ve been washing it like that for years without her complaining.”
9. “We told a coworker there was vandalism in the parking lot and it looked like his tires were slashed. When he got out to his car, we had taped photos of Slash to his tires.”
10. “My husband changed my autocorrect to make ‘you’ swap to ‘y’all.'”
11. “I once switched the apple in my dad’s lunch with a fake one.”
12. “I unscrewed the shower head as a teenager, and put beef bouillon cubes inside . . . and laughed when my sister took a shower in beef broth.”
13. “If your significant other works from home, get an image of their usual background for video calls . . . and give it to all of their coworkers.”
