75th Golden Globe Awards – Photo Room – Beverly Hills, California, U.S., 07/01/2018 – Oprah Winfrey poses backstage with her Cecil B. DeMille Award. REUTERS/Lucy Nicholson TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY
Oprah dropped her annual Favorite Things holiday gift guide. As usual, it contains way too many things for her to have actually tried . . . or even heard of . . . herself. But still . . .
There’s plenty of affordable stuff on the list, but rich people shop for the holidays too, right? That’s why it includes a $2,000 espresso machine, and a $700 indoor pizza oven.
Perhaps the most absurd item on the list is a $60 pair of anti-fog reading glasses . . . for the SHOWER.
Why does one need reading glasses in the shower? Well, to quote whoever wrote this pretending to be Oprah: “Anyone who’s tried to read deep conditioner instructions after it’s on will appreciate a pair.” (???)
